An open letter to my cyber-stalker

Dear Stalker,

I know you’re reading this because you mentioned my blogs in the first anonymous email you sent me. I’m glad you took the time to look through my website and blog, my academic history, LinkedIn profile and Facebook page. I don’t think I look like the celebrity you mentioned, but it’s very flattering of you to find a B-grade British celebrity to compare me to. I think you’ll have trouble “tracing my IP address” due to the VPN I use, but you’re right that I live in Jing’an – finding my agent should indeed be easy as you say.

Thank you for the nice photo. You have a nice back. I wonder what the rest of you looks like.

Also, thank you for the thoughtful SMS, though I don’t believe you’re watching me right now like you say.  But you’re welcome to contact me any time. Unfortunately, I like women with nice backs, so if the point of this is to get me to wire money to West Africa, just give me the account number and let’s get it over with.



3 Responses to “An open letter to my cyber-stalker”

1. Andy Smith says:

   June 23, 2009 at 7:38 pm

   Who is the celebrity?
2. Ryan says:

   August 2, 2009 at 8:35 pm

   Haha, wow that’s about as creepy as they get.
3. Colin says:

   August 2, 2009 at 11:41 pm

   By the way, the celebrity was Simon Pegg!