Chinglish Roundup
It may seem a tad unfair to make fun of foreigner’s attempts in good faith to helpfully add English to signs and products, but many of the attempts are rather poor – and weird language tickles the humour centres of the brain so nicely. I collected quite a few examples of Chinglish in the last few months, but here are a couple of highlights.
The Gold Articles is Monoplied
Another store has been spotted with “is monoplied” in the name – it’s probably a dodgy entry in a popular dictionary like Powerword.
Compare to insurance expert
Are insurance experts dissocial? I don’t know, but there’s nothing less fearsome than a dragon that can be compared to one.
Adding ethereal oil
This is the menu from a massage parlour nearby. What I like is that I can pretty much guess what adding the ethereal oil foot cave means, and it doesn’t sound too bad.
No psychotic ragamuffins
This classic is from the gate of Shanghai’s most visible tourist attraction, the Oriental Pearl Tower. Although this will presumably be fixed soon in advance of the Expo, in the meantime its ban on ragamuffins, effluvium and baleful biology is a classic.
Finally, this isn’t Chinglish but I like how they omitted the fate of this “flight pioneer”. Surviving acocunts vary on whether he actually acheived lift-off before dying, or was simply immolated on the ground. 
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The specimens on the Oriental Pearl Tower are adorable. The way they’re put together seems to respect the parts of the words’ meanings that’re easy to write down while ignoring the subtleties that people claim you have to learn by experience.